What would Kent Brockman do?

Holy crap!!! They have discovered a new breed of rat that measures 82 cm!! (those with an imperial sensibility that is almost a yard long)

I don't care if that includes the tail 0.o

http://news.bbc.co.uk/earth/hi/earth_news/newsid_8210000/8210394.stm

Kind of wish I still had a Simpsons icon